Thursday, March 11, 2010

Oscars Good, Bad and Ugly


Yes, it’s my annual post that has nothing to do with music – indulge me for my usual Academy Awards rant.

Good
It was a good tribute to director, writer, producer John Hughes. I had no idea he was responsible for so many of the 80s teen movie classics (Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Uncle Buck) tribute. Watching the movie clips with my teenage daughter was a hoot; we’re going to rent every one of them.

Writer Geoffrey Fletcher’s acceptance speech was so sincere. As the first African-American to get an Oscar for a screenplay, he really showed that writers have heart. I believe in you Geoffrey! Due to copyright issues I can't post the speech, but to see it click on here.

I have never been so excited to see a commercial, over and over again. I’m talking about the trailers for Russell Crowe’s new movie.

I can’t wait to see Robin Hood – it’s like Gladiator set in Sherwood Forest.

Bad
I can’t believe CTV’s terrible job of substituting the American signal. Commercial breaks cutting off parts of the show in more than one embarrassing occasions, plus bleeping out the swear words.
Judd Nelson – what happened to him?
The tribute to the deceased actors – again they screwed it up. These guys spent their lives in the movies; give them the credit they deserve. Don’t they know by now not to start with a big actor because he stupid camerawork still has to figure out what’s going on? So no one saw Patrick Swayze – and why the hell would they have Michael Jackson and NOT Farrah Fawcett? She was in more movies than Jacko, who can forget Cannonball Run. I wonder if Corey Haim will get any recognition next year. I loved the Lost Boys.

The Ugly
Sandy Powell, winner of Best costume design wins the most ungrateful acceptance speech. “I already have two of these” beeyotch.

Who was that bitch who rushed on stage and Kanye’d Roger Ross Williams’s acceptance speech? Elinor Burkett – “isn’t that the classic thing a man not letting the woman talk” if I knew you I wouldn’t let you talk either. Rumour has it that Williams’ 87-year-old mother tried to block her with a cane. Way to go granny!

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Music Snobs

Urbandictionary.com defines a music snob as: “A person who believes s/he has a more refined taste in music and has much more knowledge in the field of music in general. Every song and genre is unacceptable unless the snob happens to like it, then it is absolute perfection. Music snobs feel obligated to enlighten everyone with unwelcome critiques and irrelevant musical trivia.”

Music snobs are the most irritating type of snob I know. At least wine snobs have some foundation for their arrogance, there are years of research, cultivation, pricey bottles and snobbery behind the science.
But music, com’on - It’s not a commodity, it’s not something to purchase or consume, it’s something you experience, you listen to music for the sheer pleasure of it.

Music doesn’t have to be a song on the radio, it’s a rhythm that attracts you and can calm you down, pump you up, turn you on, or just make you smile. It could be rain on the roof or a train in the distance, as long as you enjoy it.
So how can someone tell me that what makes gives me pleasure isn’t as good as what they are listening to?

A colleague of mine is a typical music snob. I once mentioned my daughter was going to a Jonas Brothers concert. “OH MY GAWD …” she exclaimed, “I would never allow the Jonas Brothers in my house. My daughter likes the classics, Led Zeppelin, the Who, Rolling Stones.”
Isn’t that some form of child abuse? Not allowing your children to listen to something they like? Is my daughter any less of a person because she likes a boy band? People that want to shove their music interests down my throat and, worse yet, their own children’s throat – should be locked in a room full of hockey moms. I mean, watching the Jonas Bros on the Family channel today is no different than watching the Monkees when I was a kid.  (Yes, I had a crush on Michael Nesmith I was a rebel.)

Just because I don’t like a certain type of music, doesn’t mean I should expect other people to dislike it too. I’d rather chew tin foil than listen to a Celine Dion song, but it makes my mother happy to sing along. YMCA will never go down in history as a classic song, but when played at a wedding you can’t deny that everyone’s having a good time.

What goes around comes around – the site Top ten Artists Who An Aging Music Snob Can Start Admitting He/She Likes only scratches the surface. But music snobs are simply missing the point.

Music motivates, inspires, and changes perspectives. There is nothing more personal, different songs affect people in different ways. It’s a bookmark to moments in our lives. And unlike music snobs, who run their course – the love of music stays with us forever.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Simple things to put yourself in a good mood


Forget about the therapeutic lifestyle changes and the “feel good” books, but how about some instant gratification? That’s what I’m looking for. Here are some simple, basic things that I use to put myself in a good mood.
1. Music! Naturally, everyone has a song (or songs) that can change even the grouchiest mood. See my top ten list below.
2. Buy someone a coffee, anonymously. I know this sounds rather silly, but it actually works. Sitting in the drive-thru line at Tim Hortons can really piss people off, next time you pull up to the window offer to pay for the person’s coffee in the car behind you. It will put you in an excellent mood, and brighten someone else’s day too.
3. Juggle…anything (soft). Oranges, Hershey’s kisses, Tylenol bottles, it doesn’t matter what, because unless you actually know what you’re doing you will suck at it. The result, you’ll be laughing at your silliness and realize that it’s okay to ‘drop the ball’ when you’re juggling too much at once.
4. Lie on the floor. That’s it. Nothing more. Just lie there and do absolutely nothing, if you really have to do something try to ride an imaginary bicycle like we used to do in gym class.

5. Put a pair of sunglasses on your pet, or a small child strictly for your own enjoyment.
6. Naked sleeping, naked TV watching, naked iPod updating, naked tub scrubbing…need I go on? (and step away from the mirrors)
7. Google an old boy/girlfriend see what they’re up to. If you’re impressed, drop them a line – even better, if they’re scarier than hell, you will be incredibly happy that you dodged that bullet.
8. Watch a bird, squirrel or any wildlife for a while. Let yourself be amazed at the simplicities of life.
9. Think of a TV Show you used to watch as a kid and look it up on YouTube. 10 minutes of H.R. Pufnstuff and I can’t help but be in a happy mood.
10. Tell “Bob” jokes. They are so stupid they are funny. In case you’re not familiar here are a few to get you started:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs:
In water – Bob
In leaves – Russell
On the wall – Art
In a fire – Bernie
Under your car - Jack
On the floor – Matt
Sitting on a grill – Frank
His wife - Patty (lmao)
11. Send a friend a card. Not an “e-card” or an email, an actual Carlton card just because.
12. If you have the time, watch an old movie by yourself. I did this purely by accident on a Sunday afternoon, after the first 15 minutes of feeling guilty that I was accomplishing nothing just sitting there. I started actually enjoying the movie “13 going on 30” yes it was no blockbuster, but it was a mindless feel good movie that brightened the rest of my day.

Now what about those songs? Here’s my list – I’m hoping to get input on others.
1. I Saw her Standing There - Beatles
2. Walkin’ on sunshine – Katrina & The Waves
3. I feel good – James Brown
4. Shout – either the original version with Lulu or the remake by Otis Day and the Knights
5. I Gotta Feeling – Black Eyed Peas
6. Love is a Battlefield – Pat Benetar
7. Only the Good Die Young – Billy Joel
8. Kodachrome – Paul Simon
9. Rockstar – Nickelback
10. Brown Eyed Girl – Van Morrison
11. Stuck in the Middle With You – Stealer’s Wheel
12. Before He Cheats – Carrie Underwood
13. Say Hey (I Love You) – Michael Franti & Spearhead
14. I want you to want me (Live) – Cheap Trick
15. I Played Chicken With the Train – Cowboy Roy with Big ‘N Rich

Honourable Mention to the Swingers Soundtrack and anything from ELO.

There are so many more I’m sure I’m going to add to this list constantly, but I’d like to hear from others.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

2010 is a point of view


It’s been 8 months, 25 days and 18 hours since my last blog post. I know, that goes against every bit of blogging etiquette, and I have no real plausible excuse. My only reason for neglecting the pleasure of writing my blog is that 2009 sucked. Yes, sucked. And to sit in front of a computer and bemoan that fact just seemed too depressing for me and anyone who happened to read it.
So instead of writing, I relied on my other great passion to get me through … music. For the last eight months I reveled in losing myself in songs. It’s amazing how easy it is to find solace in music.
We choose songs to:
Enjoy our happiness (James Brown - I Feel Good),
Lift our spirits (Walkin’ on Sunshine- Katrina & the Waves)
Get pumped up for a big game (BEP – Let’s Get It Started)
Celebrate a victory (nothing does that better than Queen’s We Are The Champions)
And, of course, to make us cry - because misery loves company, and a good song is always a welcome guest.
Songs that have helped me wallow in self-pity over the years include At Seventeen by Janis Ian (the epitome of teenage angst), Don Henley’s End of the Innocence and more recently Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield.
Even Taylor Swift helped to numb the pain with White Horse “I’m not a princess, this ain’t a fairy tale. I’m not the one you’ll sweep off her feet.”

But 2010 is all about having a different point a view. It took a very special friend to remind me that music and songs play a role in every part of our lives and nothing warms your heart or gives you goose bumps like a song that seemed to be written specifically for you.

That revelation has reopened my eyes to this optimistic point of view. I’ve evolved from Nickelback’s “Gotta Be Somebody” to “Never Gonna Be Alone”.

Like Monty Python would say Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
“If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...Always look on the bright side of life.

Lyrics just don’t get any better than that!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Dance

I think the worst feeling, is being forgotten about by someone you will never forget. But is it really that bad? You’ll never forget him/her for a reason. For stolen moments that will make you smile once the hurt finally begins to wane. I guess that’s why when I feel like this, I listen to the Dance by Garth Brooks, and hope to put things in perspective.
Looking back on the memory of
The dance we shared 'neath the stars above
For a moment all the world was right
How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain
But I'd of had to miss the dance
Many people miss out on the glorious and most fun parts of life because they dwell on the fear of getting hurt. Don’t you think it’s much better to take chances in life and make mistakes so you can better enjoy the good things? If I could look back and pick what I would change, I might change some of the choices that I've made. But I'm glad that I can't do that because I wouldn't experience the fun that so often gets lost, when we look back on sad memories. It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Right?
garth brooks - the dance

Saturday, April 18, 2009

People that make a difference

This is a short blog, but I just had to write it before I get "too busy". Over the past weeks I've been marking assignments from all my students, and one assignment that's taken the longest was for social media. Each student had to make a blog and update it regularly. Over the past months I have learned so much from each of these people, who under the guise of a blog, let their true selves come through, knowing their was a safety net of trust. I will probably at one time or another talk about many of their blogs, but there's one I just keep going back to. My student, my friend, Kymmer wrote her blog on being confused about being confused. And although she was addressing fellow students that are in the same boat as her, ready to embark on their careers, I found her postings inspirational. My doubts, and worries, about the future and life .. they are not just me - or my generation but they're everywhere. And you know what that's okay... Just as long as you keep your focus on the positive. Kymmer - please don't stop writing your blog. You've made a difference. Here's one video added to here blog, that I've seen before, but when you are confused about life in general - it's good to watch again.

Friday, April 10, 2009

The Curse of Bad Karma

"I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?” Bill Watterson

Have you ever felt like you were jinxed? That just when you thing nothing else can possibly go wrong, it does? Welcome to my world – Linda 2009. After four appliances, a car, cell phone and computer all broke in the span of two weeks, I started looking into Karma and how I can possibly change mine for the better. Soon, like I always seem to do in this blog – I got sidetracked. I ended up researching so-called movie jinxes, and realized, hey maybe my luck isn’t so bad after all. So in the “You think you’re having a bad day” category, here are a few famous movie curses.
Did you know that the entire starring cast of Rebel Without a Cause (1955) died young?

James Dean was only 24 when he died in a car crash (soon after receiving a speeding ticket). Sal Mineo was knifed to death in the driveway behind his Los Angeles apartment at the age of 37. Nick Adams (36) died of a drug overdose. And Natalie Wood, who was known to be terrified of drowning, mysteriously drowned at 43 years of age.
Next, the curse of The Conqueror. Okay, the premise of this 1956 Howard Hughes movie was bad enough - a film about Genghis Khan starring John Wayne. But who had the bright idea to film it shoot downwind from a nuclear testing site in New Mexico? For 13 weeks the actors are crew were exposed to nuclear fallout while filming in Snow Canyon, downwind from the Yucca Flats were the US Army tested 11 atomic bombs. The rest of the movie was filmed in Hollywood, but Howard Hughes (in an attempt to duplicate the movie’s Mongolian setting) shipped 60 tons of nuclear contaminated dirt back to Hollywood.
Over the next few years, 91 of the 220 crew members developed cancer, 46 died including John Wayne, Susan Hayward and the director. Pedro Armendariz, another star, committed suicide when he was diagnosed with terminal cancer.
The infamous Poltergeist curse stems from the fact that four cast members died in a span of six years, between the release of the first film and the third. (1982-1988)
In 1982 Dominique Dunne, who played the oldest sister Dana, in the first movie was choked to death by her boyfriend. She was only 22. Julian Beck, who played Kane in Poltergeist II, died of stomach cancer 3 years later. The Medicine Man in Poltergeist II, Will Sampson, died in 1987. Then a year later, Heather O’Rourke, the little girl who played Carol Anne in all three Poltergeist movies, died of acute bowel obstruction at the age of 12.
Now to give this curse even more substance consider the fact that the house in California that was used for exterior shots was destroyed in the 1994 Earthquake. And finally, JoBeth Williams, who played the mother, claims she returned home from the set each day to find pictures on her wall askew. She would straighten them, only to find them crooked again the next day.
During the production of The Omen (1976), the crew members and set were plagued with a series of creepy incidents. Thanks to Wikipedia for this list below of things that happened during the filming of this movie.
• Scriptwriter David Seltzer's plane was struck by lightning.
• Gregory Peck, in a separate incident, had his plane struck by lightning.
• Richard Donner's hotel was bombed by the Provisional IRA.
• Gregory Peck canceled his reservation on a flight. The plane he had originally chartered crashed, killing all on board!
• A warden at the safari park used in the "crazy baboon" scene was attacked and killed by a lion the day after the crew left.
• Rottweilers hired for the film attacked their trainers.
• On the first day of shooting, the principal members of the crew got in a head-on car crash.
No wonder that movie scared the crap out of me.
And finally, this “curse” has always fascinated me. If you have never seen the movie, Rosemary’s Baby (1968) you should, just the premise alone makes you wonder about the reality of mysterious forces.
But it’s the eerie parallels that make this Roman Polanski movie worthy of this post. The movie is about a pregnant wife whose baby is sacrificed to the Devil. Less than a year after the movie wrapped, Charles Manson murdered Polanski's pregnant wife Sharon Tate. The Manson family called the death spree “Helter Skelter” after a Beatles song.
And then, in December of 1980 John Lennon was killed outside his New York apartment building, The Dakota ….where Rosemary's Baby was filmed. I don’t know about you, but I’m hearing the theme from Twilight Zone right now.